averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

(via guy)

249,383 notes

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via restless-melody)

525,657 notes

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via stabs)

233,274 notes

phosphorae:

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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(Source: sharksylph, via youwillunderstand)

583,314 notes

kinkyhannibal:

Person: “Could this show get any gayer?”

Me:  Actually it could.  Like, they could add real gay and queer characters.

(via youaremy-patronus)

58,119 notes

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka, via guy)

72,187 notes

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

(via ihavemorescarsthanfriends)

139,122 notes

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via hotboyproblems)

497,203 notes

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via meatismrdr)

631,170 notes
I drank until you weren’t real. Six Word Story (#12)

(Source: writingraw, via ihavemorescarsthanfriends)

210,504 notes

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via trust)

658,700 notes