my only talent is not being in a relationship

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I don’t like being the centre of attention…." "I don’t like opening my birthday presents in front of people, either. Alex Turner (via thehipwaffle)

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
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how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

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who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

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Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

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