trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals, via hotboyproblems)

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eatingisfab:

why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food 

(via hotboyproblems)

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just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via guy)

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futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(Source: felfs, via tatteredghost)

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via meatismrdr)

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fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via hotboyproblems)

54,342 notes

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

(via tatteredghost)

558,692 notes

circumcisions:

why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via stabs)

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It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad. Emily Haines (via sensibilitaet)

Fucking yeeeeeeeeeeeesss to this

(via crypticfeline)

(Source: quote-book, via tatteredghost)

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To get over one addiction, you have to become addicted to something else. (via girlsjunk)

(Source: afraidof-reality, via waytoocooltobeamuggle)

150,893 notes

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

(via dulect)

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