officialorangejuice:

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

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jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

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guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(Source: guy, via trust)

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luxurae:

you know when you’re taking a hot shower and you’re sweating and getting cleaned at the same time.. yeah what is up with that?

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somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

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  • British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
  • Me: Chill
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