princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

(via confirmance)

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy, via automatically)

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santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted, via hannaratheweirdo)

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sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

(via hannaratheweirdo)

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gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via hannaratheweirdo)

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mirror:

When you realise someone you’ve known for a really long time is also a tumblr user

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(via dulect)

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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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